Columns | Scaring Children

I Didn’t Want to Miss Baby Night

Children appear in horror all the time because to parent one is naturally terrifying.

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If I do this, if I decide to, if I’m able to, it will be provoking dysphoria

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Can I ask—did I behave such that you were ever sincerely worried I might be the Antichrist? Or was it more of a joke/bit?

A couple of things 1. The stork bite, 2. You would look over my shoulder like there was someone behind me, 3. You would give me a dirty look.

But you never pushed a nanny through a plate glass window or anything. 🙂