And all you keep thinking about is the sex you’re not having with people you aren’t dating.
A COMPLETE FABRICATION He said he wanted to marry me. No, don’t laugh, I swear, shut up, why are you laughing? Stop it. I’ll throw my shrimp salad at you. He’s allergic to shellfish, did you know that? When we were there, the last time, you know, when he had a ring and everything and […]
Originally published in Four Chambers Press, Issue 2 (Print)