Fiction
The Exterminator

“Are you going to argue that Fluffy there isn’t a pet, Ms. Lawyer?”

Mar 4, 2016
Fiction
Matt Slade, Esq.–Pro Bono Czar

They made me pro bono czar, in charge of the charity cases. You don’t make a lot of money with that client list.

Feb 25, 2016
Fiction
Almost Happy

“We were almost happy there, weren’t we?”

Feb 15, 2016
Fiction
With Arthur Rimbaud at the Chamber of Commerce

A little kiss, like a crazy spider, will run round your neck.

Feb 5, 2016
Fiction
Something Awful

“I heard something awful, as we were coming off the beach.”

Jan 13, 2016
Fiction
I Could Write a Book

“As you may know, sex produces . . . bodily fluids.”

Jan 7, 2016
Fiction
Upfaked Out of My Love Shoes

It was a New Year’s Eve in the ’90′s and I was at loose ends. I decided to skip the midnight show and go to a party with friends. After the obligatory dance with my hostess to her then-favorite popular song (If memory serves correctly, it was Lionel Ritchie’s “All Night Long”), I scanned the […]

Dec 31, 2015