Fiction | Short Story

Yeet! That! Teet!

The high-tier prizes involved top-of-the-line gender-affirmation surgery—usually stuff not covered yet by health insurance.

When I first talked to Darren about the idea, I was dozing on the living room couch after work while he did a live class on the spin bike with Cheyenne, his favorite instructor. I’m not sure how much he was listening to me. He stared at the screen as though he might ride the bike through it and into Cheyenne’s arms in front of a live studio audience.


Yeet! That! Teet!

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