Fiction | Short Story


A typewriter in a free fall accelerates at nine point eight meters per second squared.

Don’t ask me why I can remember every useless fact ever, yet forget that I’d set my typewriter on the windowsill in the first place.

The world’s fastest runner can reach speeds of twenty-eight miles per hour.

Orgastic Future.

Defenestrate.Verb. To throw someone or something out a window.

Orgastic Future

Single. Adjective. Unwed. Of or relating to celibacy.

A lowered voice indicates sexual arousal.

Firemen spend one out of three nights at the station